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Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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