I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
