Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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