Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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