Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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