she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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