He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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