did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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