I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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