if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
this just has baby written all over it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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