Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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