ugly people sure do ruin things
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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