just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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