Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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