so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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