Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My ass is underappreciated
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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