What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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