Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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