OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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