a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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