I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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