Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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