he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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