im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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