She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I deserve to be covered in dicks
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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