i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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