he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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