So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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