whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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