Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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