So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The Olympian is in my bed
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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