Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
