Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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