So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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