I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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