no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my phone needs a breathalizer
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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