Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
