The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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