Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I puked a lego.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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