I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
