it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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