how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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