Porn is love you can see.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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