Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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