i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Randomize
