I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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