i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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