I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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