I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Just puked most of my soul out..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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