all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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