It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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